--speccy four eyes act 2016--
UAT only
when you join you have to say RIP John or insta kick
when you join you have to tell us if u SPLIT or STEAL or insta kick
no lurking
You must like frubes
no getting into my fucking LEFT cunting ear!
if ur dads black, NO ENTRY (if he's brown we'll allow it)
BENARD CARTER NOT ALLOWED
RZINITY IS NOT ALLOWED
dont complain when we lower the voice quality or KICK
fuck right off with bollocks soundboards otherwise i'll drop your dad
fuck off with hiccups do it u get slammed

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--zacry act 2017 (aab the jonjo act 2017)--
MUST say your name when you join so
please bully Rzninity
no breaking the sound like (24 gigabajiga herz of sound)
burps are allowed but NO humming ones
NO saying words nobody nows so
talk about fucking sand dunes and your banned
no history lessons or banned
no trains allowed
all twats out of the channel at 6pm that includes rzinity, rinkk and everyone we dislike. if you are proper twats on the day we might tell you to fuck off early, especially on weekends when we cannot be fucked for your shit.
 AMENDEDMENT A: on weekends curfew starts @ 5pm
no FUCKING shed building allowed
no coffin allowed [TIM]

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--jonjo act 2017--
NOBODY is above the zacry act or the jonjo act 2017
a minutes silence will be held every sunday at 8pm in memory of zacs dad who got hit by a bus
when AEON joins do not mention; CRISPS, HIS FAT MUM, HIS DADS SUIT.
TIM is forbiden from saying "that's alright aint it"
if rinkk mentions car; RINKK is only allowed in the channel for 10 minutes a day MAXIMUM; SUBJECT TO CHANGE BY THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE - MOGS, BUM, ZAC
no making snob noises
no hanging out of ur window
no downstairs
no munch down the mike
no playing fucking music down the mike [in response to R v Connor Adam(s) 2017]
if rinkk gets chopsy when S5. Jonjo Act 2017 is enforced, the following day he is not allowed in. [In response to R v Tim Dyche & Alex Rinkkcock 2017]
if anyone gets lippy when Jonjo Act 2017, Zacry Act 2017 OR Speccy Four Eyes Act 2017 is enforced they are to apologise to everyone present when the lip took place. [In response to R v Connor Adam(s) and Callum Williams (not related to robbie williams) 2017]
we dont want to here your fucking life story everyday or how your whole day went. ie - your bus ride home from college [In response to R v Barber 2016/17]
no mining down the mike NULL AND VOID actually no its not
no bird noises {{rreponse to jason whislte) x NULL AND VOID actually no its not

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--nick fries' stache act 2018--
swanker is a twat
no pakis muslims or benters, benters determined at the discretion of admins and your pretty much a paki if you pray and don't lie because we can tell by your paki voice.
dont ask shit about shit if we dont work there
no instraments
dont go talking about shit we could not give a flying gays about [TIM]
dont chops about mogs
no unrapping your rappers on the mike
no talking about shit fucking shoes WE DONT CARE

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