INT. USS Enterprise - Main Bridge Commander Data is sitting at the helm of the USS Enterprise's bridge. He taps a few commands into his console and leans back in his chair, a small smirk playing across his face. Data: "Computer, connect me to the USS Voyager." The computer beeps in response, and a moment later, the face of Ensign Harry Kim appears on Data's viewscreen. Harry: "This is Ensign Kim. How can I help you, Commander?" Data: "Hello Ensign, this is Commander Data from the USS Enterprise. I am calling to inform you that you have been selected for a promotion." Harry looks ecstatic. Harry: "Really, Commander? I can't believe it!" Data: "Yes, Ensign. You have been selected for a promotion to the rank of Lieutenant. Your hard work and dedication have not gone unnoticed, and you have been recommended for this promotion by your superiors." Harry's smile widens. Harry: "Thank you, Commander! This is a dream come true!" Data: "However, there is one catch, Ensign. In order to receive this promotion, you will need to pass a series of rigorous tests and evaluations." Harry's face falls. Harry: "Tests? What kind of tests?" Data: "Well, Ensign, let's just say that they are not for the faint of heart. You will need to demonstrate your skills and knowledge in a number of areas, including engineering, security, and command. And there's a catch, Ensign. There is no promotion." Harry's face drops. Harry: "What? But you just told me-" Data: "It was a joke, Ensign. I am still learning about humor and thought that a prank call would be a good exercise." The rest of the crew chuckles, but Harry has to cover up his disappointment. Harry: "Ha ha. Very funny, Commander." Data: "I apologize if I have caused any distress, Ensign. Perhaps it was not the best time for a joke." Harry forces a smile. Harry: "No, it's fine. It was a good one. I'll be ready for the next time." Data nods. Data: "Thank you, Ensign. Your ability to see the humor in the situation is impressive." With that, the transmission ends and Harry slumps back in his chair, trying to hide his disappointment. The rest of the crew laughs and pats him on the back, but Harry can't help feeling a little hurt.