"Six Silent Letters" by Alan Smithee He said Londonderry, beat him with a pipe It’s Derry, Derry, Derry If you don’t want to get beaten like a rented mule and remember that you don’t want to say the six silent letters It’s Derry, Derry, Derry If you say Londonderry you better fucking hope you have good medical insurance The IRA is in Ireland because the Irish are brave, strong, and free Since the UK exited the EU, they need to stay the fuck out of Ireland The IRA is cool; the IRA is grand; the IRA uses flames from a torch They got for protecting Jews during World War 2 to light Molotov cocktails, so they can burn Catholic churches to the ground We don’t need any devil worshipers in Ireland! We don’t need a death cult that worships the bones of the dead, as if it was God himself! We need to protect the Protestant children! If we don’t kick all of the Catholics out of Ireland, the Catholics will make more communion wafers, using the blood of Protestant children! If you pass through the beautiful city of Derry, Remember not to say the six silent letters, Because, if you say Londonderry, you’ll get beaten like you’re a rented mule! London-city is burning down! London-city is burning down! London-city is burning down! London-city is burning down! Since you voted for BritEx, stay the fuck out of Ireland because a true celt doesn’t; want degenerate British blood polluting the pure Celtic blood! that runs through all Irishman and keeps Ireland pure. We are Irish! We are not anti-semitic! We protect Jews! We don’t allow for random hate to destroy temples! Catholics on the other hand, better stay the fuck out of Ireland We don’t want no child-raping Catholics in Ireland! We don’t want Protestant children to get raped by the Catholic clergy and then turned into communion wafers Don’t pronounce the six silent letters, Call it Derry and you’ll be treated like a King Call it Londonderry and you’ll be beaten like you’re Rodney King Just don’t fucking say the six silent letters, and make your you call our fair city Derry! And, you’ll be fine.