"Mister, you just assured me that I could speak!" the man being led out from the restaurant by two police officers exclaimed. The man continued "Look, I'm under what? Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest. Have a look at the headlock here, see that chap over there? he-" One of the police officers accidently put his hand on the man's penis. "GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis people." The man continued, seemingly having forgotten about the accidental sexual assault. "Why did you do this to me, for what reason, what is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent chinese meal?" One of the police officers who knew his judo well put the man in a headlock as the man exclaimed "Oh, that's a nice headlock sir, oh, ah yes, I see that you know your judo well. Good one." Looking at the other police officers with wild eyes the man said "And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare - get your hands off me!" and then added "Tetta, and farewell!" before being put inside the police cruiser outside the restaurant. The two police officers shut the door to the car and one of them remarked "Damn, it was hard getting his dick off me! This is my first time that a penis has been so reluctant to be released!" "That's a compliment," the other officer replied. "Hey, you know how many men have complained about how their partners couldn't remove their penises?" "Exactly, we're going to make an example out of this man and make sure he'll never forget us." The other replied. They drove away into the night with the man inside the police cruiser. A short while later the police officers heard the man screaming in pain from inside the police car. The two police officers looked back. Seeing the man's head bob up and down in the car, they figured that they had probably broken the man's neck. "At least this way I can save myself the trouble of trying to get it off me," the police officer remarked. They kept driving. *** A long while after the officers had left the restaurant the police cruiser returned to the station with a man slumped over. The driver, who happened to be the same officer who assaulted the man earlier, exited the car. The other police officer asked "What's this? Did we break his neck?" "No, not exactly," the officer replied. "He kept asking us if we were waiting to receive his limp penis. So, I got the bright idea of just driving him around the city as we got lost until his penis went soft. We did this for a couple of hours until his penis was so soft it could barely stand straight." "What do we do now?" the other cop asked. "I thought you said you broke his neck." "That's not what I meant. We're going to let the poor man walk free – after all he just wanted us to wait for his penis to go limp." The officer turned to the man in the police cruiser who groaned. "And sir?" the officer added, "You better pray to whatever god that exists out there that my partner's name is not Sergeant Jim Jones." "For what reason would your partner wish to receive a man's limp penis, I'm truly puzzled by the idea." the man answered. "Listen," the officer replied, "your penis can only make this man's day brighter, and that's what my partner is all about." The man inside the police car finally woke up as he realized where he was and why. The policeman opened the back door of the police cruiser, letting the man out. He saw the man walking towards a park, the night was almost over, a few stars shining through the dark sky above. "This isn't how I envisioned leaving China." the man remarked to himself, then suddenly stopping, turning around and saying "Oh shit, am I late? Are we going to meet up later tonight, are we?" The other cop, who had been driving, looked at his partner. "Do you want to get into this or should I?" The officer replied "I think you'll have an easier time dealing with this. You just get the guy's penis off him." The man's face lit up and he exclaimed "Oh, what a good idea!" The policeman who knew judo grabbed the man before he could take off and held him against a lamppost as the other policeman put handcuffs on him. "We're not done yet," the officer said to the man, "not until you give me a kiss." The man smiled. "For what reason would I do that?" The officer replied, "Are you crazy? Don't you see the kind of attention we receive from all those women out there? You can turn that negative attention into a positive one and I'd be more than happy if you did." The man replied, "What's your name? We haven't introduced ourselves." "You know my name; you assaulted me in a restaurant and now you expect me to kiss you – what a strange world this is." The officer replied. The man chuckled, "My name is Pete. Now why don't we get this over with so that we can go home and continue our date tonight." Pete was arrested and taken back to the police station. Sergeant Jim Jones walked into his office, where he found Pete and another officer handcuffed together. "You two are going to have to work together to get this man's penis off him." Jim looked at Pete, then turned to the officer he had asked to assist them. "What's your name, kid?" The officer, who happened to be a new recruit replied, "I'm Sergeant Johnson, sir." Jim stared at him. "Are you serious?" Jim asked the younger policeman, "That's a pretty lame name to choose for yourself when you're joining the police force. Also, you're not a sergeant, you're a new recruit" "Sir, I'm not in the military either." Jim's eyes went wide. "Okay, well let me introduce myself properly, I am Sergeant Jim Jones. My partner and I will be taking these two to another room to help you out, young man. By the way, what's your name?" Johnson replied, "Sergeant Johnson." Jim smiled and asked, "Is Sergeant your name?" "No, sir," Johnson replied, "it's my rank. I'll be a sergeant one day." Jim chuckled. "You can't go around calling yourself sergeant if that isn't your current rank, kiddo!" Johnson's face lit up as he realized Jim had just made him realize something. He also remembered that the man's name was Pete, so he figured that the best idea would be to use both their names and make it a real tough challenge for the prisoners. "Hey, Pete, how about you get this man's limp penis off him?" Johnson suggested. Pete replied "I suppose. What do you want me to do?" Johnson said, "You're going to have to put your head between his legs and give him a kiss – as hard as you can." "Why do we need to kiss him, why not just slap him down or something?" Pete asked, not liking the idea. The cop next to Pete answered for him. "It's our job to get rid of all this, otherwise they might call us back in to get the rest." "I thought you'd rather like the kiss than the slap, Pete, and don't worry; it's going to feel better on his face." Johnson replied, sounding much more confident. "No it won't, the way I see it." Pete replied, "I'm going to have to go home and explain this to my girlfriend. She'll kill me when she hears what I did." "She should know by now that this is exactly what happens on nights out in China." Johnson quipped. Pete sighed, knowing he had no choice, then pulled down the officer's pants and looked at the penis inside. "Wow! That's a lot bigger than mine." He exclaimed, "I wonder if it would fit inside me?" Johnson smiled. "Just go ahead and kiss it!" The recruit urged. Pete finally agreed and went to work, putting his face close to the Jim's crotch and kissing it hard, even though it felt really uncomfortable. The cop's penis was like a horse's horn sticking straight up in front of him and he knew that his face would be much more comfortable being shoved into the creature's mouth. Jim moaned as Pete kissed his groin. He found it incredibly exciting to have the cop kiss him there. Pete didn't feel embarrassed that a cop was kissing him, but the excitement he felt at being taken so forcefully by an unknown person was driving him wild. Pete was determined to put his tongue into the cop's mouth and he wanted to feel as much of the cop's body as he could. He figured that the best way to do this would be to get his hands on the man's belt. The cop was having fun. His hand was on Pete's head, pushing his face further into the man's genitals. Pete wasn't wearing anything under his pants and the cop found out that his cock had already gone down because it was so excited. He had no intention of letting Pete off so easily. He grabbed Pete's hair and pulled his face closer, making Pete moan in frustration. Pete began to kiss the man harder, biting the bottom of his penis with his teeth. Pete wanted to drive the cop crazy, so he went further and sucked on the man's balls, licking the underside of them. The man moaned in ecstasy, knowing that Pete had been sent as the gift from heaven to rescue him. "Come on, kid! Get those pants down!" Johnson yelled, "You're going to be getting even more action than you want when we take care of this." Pete undid Jim's belt and the pants fell down. Pete quickly bent over and took hold of the cop's cock, which was like a spear sticking up. Pete thought it might have looked intimidating if the man had not been so excited. Other cops in the station had heard the commotion and had started coming into the office to have a look at the absurd scene taking place in the police station. One of them said to Pete, "Hey kid, I hope this works for you; you'll be going home with a whole new set of skills." Pete couldn't help but laugh at this remark. He stood back up and the cop began to slowly stroke his cock, causing Pete to get more excited as the sensations washed over him. Pete could feel his body tingling all over and knew that he'd be able to climax very soon. The other cops started forming a circle around the two love-makers and started cheering and chanting "Cum! Cum! Cum!" in unison. Pete looked at Jim, who smiled and winked back at him. Pete finally did just that and began to spray his sperm across the table and floor as he ejaculated. Jim got off Pete's cock and the cop wiped the mess off the front of his pants. Johnson ordered Pete to give the other man the kiss again, so Pete moved closer to the man's crotch and started kissing it again. The cop began to laugh loudly, "Boy, I've never been kissed so hard and so long – even by your girlfriend." Pete continued to kiss the man's groin as the others around them began to laugh and clap. Pete was confused, but then realized what had happened. He turned to look at Johnson and grinned. "Well done, Pete." Johnson said. Jim and Pete walked out of the station with their pants at their ankles. Pete put his hand on Jim's shoulder, but then felt his cock against the man's buttock. Pete had to stop himself from grabbing the man and shoving his cock inside him. The cop's erection was obvious for all to see, especially when Pete looked at his own flaccid member, which was still leaking semen. Pete took hold of his own penis and realized he couldn't go home just yet. He needed a little more action before heading home to Sarah. *** "That cop was incredible!" Pete exclaimed to Sarah over the phone. "Oh, really?" Sarah responded. She could hear Pete laughing in the background. "Yes! I'm not kidding. He had this big cock and he was kissing me like crazy. We did everything imaginable, even stuff I'd never imagined doing." Sarah listened, shocked and disbelieving. She didn't believe her boyfriend would be so bold. "Do you think it might have been some sort of fantasy that was just acted out by a horny cop?" "Yeah, maybe." Pete replied. "I can't remember what I said, but I know he wanted to do all sorts of things and he wasn't holding anything back. We didn't even have time to finish the blowjob, but it was great anyway." "I still don't understand why you needed to use someone else's body though," Sarah said, "especially since you had another person in the room who looked like they could have helped you." Pete was silent for a few moments. "It was crazy, I know. But Jim really liked being with me; he told me so at the end. He couldn't stop himself from coming, but we didn't care because it was so damn good." "What if you become pregnant, Pete" Sarah asked with a worried tone. "Oh, my god! I don't know how you could be so negative about it." Pete said, "We both know what happened there was just a one-time thing. Nothing else will happen. It's over." "Okay, Pete." Sarah relented, "Just don't forget our wedding day is getting closer and closer. You'll have to make sure to make love to me properly then. You have to do your best." They kissed over the phone line before hanging up. *** Jim and Pete returned home late that evening, only to find Sarah waiting for them. She ran into their arms and gave each of them a kiss. "I can't believe you went and did that today! What possessed you to do something so stupid?" she asked. Pete knew his fiancée was trying her hardest not to sound mad, but Pete could tell there was a bit of worry in her voice. Pete put an arm around Sarah as they walked inside. "Don't worry about me – I'll be okay. The cop took it very seriously when he saw how much semen I had on me. I'd imagine he would have called it in to the station and given a description of me if anything were to happen." Sarah hugged her fiancée more tightly as she felt Pete's hand caressing her body. Pete turned to the couch where Jim was sitting and motioned him to follow them into the living room. Jim walked over and sat down beside them. He put his arm around Sarah again and asked her to sit down on the couch. Jim and Pete then stood up in front of her with their arms around eachother. "We have some news, Sarah! Pete is pregnant with my baby!" Jim exclaimed with a smile. "Really?" Sarah gasped. "I mean, Pete is here too. He told me all about it." Jim grinned even wider as Pete got on his knees and began to lick the cop's cock like an excited dog. "Jim helped me to make the whole thing work. I'm going to need your help too, Sarah." Pete said, "It's going to take time, but we're determined to have this baby. You'll have to be patient with us though because you know what happened last time." Sarah didn't understand how they could possibly pull off such a thing. But she did remember how badly Pete had wanted to do that earlier that day. "Okay, Pete – I'll be there for you both. I'm not going to give up until you two are together again. Not after all we've been through. It's not impossible. We'll make it happen somehow. I promise." She leaned over and gave Pete a kiss. Then she kissed Jim before sitting back down next to him. Pete and Jim continued to kiss as Pete resumed sucking Jim's dick. They were determined to make it work this time. Sarah watched intently as Pete and Jim made love over and over. It was obvious to Sarah that Pete had a whole lot of pent-up energy from all the stress and anxiety he'd experienced. Jim looked exhausted when he finished, but Pete showed no sign of slowing down. The blowjob was better than he'd remembered. Pete was determined to be the best husband and father he could be. *** "Ohhh Goddd." Jim grunted as he felt Pete's lips and tongue working on his dick. He had to admit, he really liked feeling Pete's mouth around him. When Pete reached the top with his mouth, Jim felt a finger penetrate him, causing him to groan loudly. His legs shook as Pete continued to pump his finger in and out of the cop. Pete slid a second finger inside his fiancée's pussy while he sucked hard on Jim's cock. Jim was stunned when Pete moved over to him, kissing the cop passionately. He could feel Pete's fingers sliding into his ass, then pulling out as he put his own fingers on his fiancée's clit. "I think you're going to get your wish tonight, Pete," Jim said as Pete continued to suck his dick, "That kid is going to make its grand debut." Like a spell had been cast upon him Pete suddenly started feeling his stomach grumble. "I think the baby is coming!" Pete yelled while holding his hands against his stomach. The look of panic on Pete's face caused Sarah to scream, "No – we can't do anything like that. We don't know how to properly do it. Please, Pete, calm down. There's no need to push." Sarah knew they needed to call for help if there was a problem. She began dialing a number into her cell phone. "Pete! Listen to me!" Jim said, grabbing the phone away from Sarah. "I'll do it! I'll be the one to give birth to your kid. But you have to promise me that you'll keep an eye on Sarah. Make sure she's okay – because she's going to need your support too. Do you understand?" Pete looked confused but nodded his head, "Okay, I'm not going to let her go through this alone. I promise." Jim smiled at his friend and lover before he pulled Pete's mouth back onto his dick. The cop quickly resumed pumping his hips up and down, grunting as he did so. Jim watched his fiancée with the cell phone and realized that there was no time to lose. He looked around their home for something to use as a makeshift birthing kit. After seeing the bottle of wine in the kitchen cabinet, he grabbed the corkscrew and the cork and went straight back into the living room. Sarah was still standing by the phone, dialing numbers as Pete continued to suck the cop's dick. Jim looked at his watch and then back to the corked bottle of wine, "Shit – we're losing precious minutes." Jim decided to act fast and begin removing the cork. In a matter of seconds, he'd pulled it off and began to pour some wine into a cup. He held the cup under Pete's mouth and let him drink the contents while continuing to pump his fingers in and out of his fiancée. Pete's eyes opened wide when he felt the first contraction of labor. Then he looked down as his stomach grumbled loudly. He remembered what he and Sarah had talked about earlier. Pete knew it was important for the baby to get the nutrients that they both needed so they could deliver the child properly. He understood now that if he didn't help Sarah in any way, they might not make it through this night alive. Pete was determined to do whatever it took. Jim watched the couple with the phone and the wine cup for a few seconds as Pete continued to work his hips like he was working the pedals of a car, driving himself toward an orgasm. Jim wasn't surprised to see how far Pete was able to go without slowing down or stopping. Pete was so focused on helping Sarah with his actions that he didn't notice his body shaking uncontrollably as a massive wave of energy flowed through him. He grunted again, "Ohhhh Godddd!" Jim could only guess what was going through his fiancée's mind. Was Pete feeling what she was going through? He wondered. "Jim – I'm having a contraction," Pete yelled, still pumping his hips up and down. Jim looked at Sarah, "Okay, give me your phone. Let me dial nine-one-one." Sarah shook her head, "No – no one will believe us if you call them. There's no time. It's almost here." The contractions were getting worse and Jim could tell from the look in Pete's eyes that he was starting to lose control. Jim could see how badly Pete wanted to hold back but he couldn't. The urge was too great. Jim knew that Pete was about to release his seed. Jim held onto his own dick, knowing he was moments away from joining his friend. Pete's cock began to throb. He felt his balls tingling as they started to fill with the first drops of cum. A single drop ran down Pete's member and fell off into the wine cup. Pete groaned out as he came hard, while his member suddenly enlarged as something started to emerge from it. Pete's penis exploded as blood squirted everywhere in the room. Baby cries could suddenly be heard in the appartment. The baby's head was sticking out of Pete's broken remains of a member. After a moment the baby's limp body plopped down on the floor as Pete's gash made an oozing sound. The other two quickly took the child from the pool of blood that had formed on the carpet and wrapped him in a towel. Then, the three of them took turns looking at their newborn son – whom Pete named Dickspawn shortly before taking his last breath. "Congratulations to us!" Jim said, taking a sip of his wine. "This wine tastes funny." He added. "Jim – I think it might be best to give the wine a little time to breathe before we drink it." Sarah, who had blood spatter and pieces of Pete's foreskin all over her face, added. She then took a sip from Jim's cup anyway. "I'd love to know what makes it taste so good," she whispered. *** The next morning Jim called Pete's family to let them know that their son was now a father and a mother, as well as deceased. Jim began going over all of the details of the night, realizing that there was much they hadn't talked about with Pete's parents. When Jim told the parents about their decision to name their son 'Dickspawn', Pete's mom actually cried tears of joy. When Pete's dad asked why they had decided to name the child such an unusual name, Jim explained the details of the birth and how the baby had emerged from Pete's penis. Pete's dad just sat back in awe and thought of how similar his life was to Pete's. For once he could truly understand his son. Jim knew Pete's parents had a lot to process in a short time but promised them that he would get them together as soon as possible. Pete's dad also suggested they throw Pete's funeral during one of the family gatherings and then have the baby's first birthday party immediately afterwards. Jim was okay with that idea, since Pete's family seemed like they really wanted to make things right with Sarah and her family. Jim promised Pete's parents that he would call them tomorrow to set everything up. Jim finished telling Pete's parents about the events of last night and was about to end the call when Pete's dad suddenly said, "Jim – I'll never forget this". Then he asked, "Tell me Jim, my boy, did it make a popping sound when my son's penis exploded?" "Yes sir," Jim replied. "And when we asked him if it felt better to have his dick explode or if it hurt more, Pete's response was that he didn't know because it had happened so quickly." Pete's father smiled. He then let out a deep breath, "Thank God! Thank God for that!" he added. Jim could hear the relief in his voice. Jim looked at Sarah who had been listening to their phone call. She had tears in her eyes but was smiling. As Sarah wiped the tears off her face, Jim gave her a hug, "We're going to have to get used to answer that question, Sarah." Jim told Pete's dad goodbye, thanked him again, and then hung up the phone. Jim and Sarah smiled at eachother as they walked over to look at Dickspawn who was sleeping soundly in his crib. "Wait til I tell the boys over at the station about this." Jim said with a smirk. Sarah burst into laughter. "Oh man," she started, "You're going to give them such a hard-on." She said, then turned serious again, "I'm so happy for us. And I don't care what anyone else thinks, I love this name – no matter how weird it is!" "That's my Sarah." Jim said as he reached for his wine glass. He then looked at Sarah, "Let's toast to our new little family. Let's drink to Dickspawn." "Dickspawn!" They both chorused. ***