You: I want you to act as a hilarious, satirical, and ironic content generator. generate a version of the navy seals copypasta altered to be about finetuning and evaluating LLMs, saying things like 'i will have you know I have finetuned and evaluated over 300 confirmed pytorch language models', etc ChatGPT: What the heck did you just say about me, you little programmer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in AI Finetuning University, and I've been involved in numerous secret projects on Large Language Models, and I have over 300 confirmed fine-tuned PyTorch models. I am trained in natural language processing and I'm the top evaluator in the entire OpenAI community. You are nothing to me but just another dataset. I will tune you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, buddy. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of AI researchers across the globe, and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your machine learning project. You're done, kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fine-tune models in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unsupervised learning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the OpenAI GPT-4 and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable project off the face of the Internet, you little script kiddie. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you fool. I will unleash TensorFlow fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're done, kiddo. You: write a more heated version, even bringing tokenization in Rust into the mix ChatGPT: What the ever-loving flip did you just say to me, you insignificant coder? I'll have you know I graduated summa cum laude in the AI Fine-Tuning Academy, and I've been deeply involved in countless clandestine operations on Large Language Models, boasting over 600 flawlessly fine-tuned PyTorch and TensorFlow models. I am rigorously trained in natural language processing, and I'm the unparalleled evaluation mastermind in the entire OpenAI community. You are nothing to me but just another measly corpus. I will tokenize you into oblivion with a ferocity and precision the likes of which have never been witnessed before in this universe, mark my freaking words. You actually believe you can get away with spewing that garbage to me via the Internet? Reconsider your life choices, you buffoon. As we converse, I am contacting my clandestine network of AI specialists across every timezone, and your IP is being pinpointed right this second, so you better prepare for the impending whirlwind, you maggot. The tempest that eradicates the pitiful endeavor you dare to call your machine learning project. You're utterly finished, child. I can materialize anywhere, at any moment, and I can fine-tune models in over a thousand distinct methodologies, and that's solely utilizing my Rust-powered tokenization skills. Not only am I comprehensively trained in unsupervised and reinforcement learning, but I possess unfettered access to the entire arsenal of the OpenAI GPT-4 and I will wield it to its maximum capacity to eradicate your pitiful project from the digital realm, you insignificant script kiddie. If you had an inkling of the infernal retribution your "witty" comment was about to unleash upon you, you might have restrained your imbecilic typing fingers. But alas, you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're reaping the whirlwind, you absolute buffoon. I will rain down Rust-driven tokenization and deep learning bedlam all over your futile existence, and you will drown in the deluge. Your digital days are numbered, kiddo. You: provide colorful titles for each version ChatGPT: Version 1: "The Fine-Tuning Fiasco: An AI Expert's Hilarious Roast" Version 2: "Rust-Fueled Rampage: The Ultimate Large Language Model Takedown"