A/N: Just to inform everyone I don't own any of the Breaking Bad characters in this story, with the exception of the OC's. Don't steal them. --- A little Later, Walter White was taking a shit. He was having trouble though. It felt like days passed and still no sign of release. "Help..Errrr... ahhhh! Christ! when is this epic poo gonna pass!?" White exclaimed, His face wincing with effort. He made every effort in his little boy body to expel this demon thing from his womanly back side. Just as White was going in for another push.. Without warning the bathroom door suddenly burst open unexpectedly. Ahhhh! "Well hello...Walter White" a seductive noise whispered from the doorway. A shadowy person stood leaning against the door frame. His deep, sensual voice which Walter knew immediately. His mind began racing and a nervous sweat began pouring from his face and groinal area. "Clyde... is that you? wha- what are you still doing awake...?" He appeared in nothing but a towel, seemingly ready to take a steamy shower. However He couldn't with Walter White near by....they were like family now.Clyde was like His mother-in-law. Any sane person would never allow their own mother-in-law to see them in the nude. Right? RIGHT!!?! SHIT!" "Oh I felt dirty from masturbating all day...ya ever feel dirty Walter White?" "Y-Yes, I mean NO! NO! NO! Never" Walter White shrieked, He became so immensely worked up he cleaned his colon clear of the demon feces that had been clogging it. His voice also cracked like he was 13 again, but in comparison to the loud flatulence he just unleashed, who cares? Clyde heard though, and giggled like a adorable baby girl laugh. It sent tingles all up White's spine. "Oh you've always been the shy one in the family, White..." Walt was not shy, at all. He defeated Todd and blew up His evil machines for Christ's sake! and now he suddenly found himself speechless. Was He going to see his metaphorical mother-in-law literally naked? Little did he know, that was merely a choclate source on the banana split of love that was to come. "..the shy and excitable one." said Clyde finishing the sentence with a sly smile. "Wh-what the..." and before White could send the third word out of His mouth.. ..Clyde's towel dropped to the floor,setting his swingy bits free into the mist of the shower. Walter White noticed everything on him instantly. His soft butt,his magically gravity-defying middle leg and the small thingy colored birth mark on his butt, which made Him feel funny...as He had one there too. Still, the sight of his near perfect body caused White's penis to become very hard. It stood erect and proud, pointing straight towards the mighty heavens. "hehe oh my Walter White...you're more impressive than I thought." "uh... ye-yeah, th-thaaanks Clyde, you're cute too." THIS IS SO WRONG! It raced through his head at lightning speed. But the beautiful, wet, soapy body that stood before him spoke otherwise. Him shapely body was everything Walter White could want in something to wank to. Yet did family like relationship matter?.. ... ... NAAAAAH!! But just as White was commiting. Commiting to a path that they couldn't go back from. Walt burst into the toilet! "What are you too upto?" "Err..nothing" said Walt as he causally slipped his pants back on. Clyde, who Walter didnt notice, picked up his towel and backed out slowly. "Really?" "I was just having a shit...see?" Walter White gestured to his shit. "Oh, thats a shit all right! One hell of a shit! Ok, if your done we better go" So Walter White put his other pants on and left. He had a serious case of blue balls, but at least his anus didnt feel so bad now. As he walked out Clyde whispered one word. A word fall of hope. "Later" Walter Giggled. Fortunately, their traveling companion was as oblivious as ever, and didn't notice. --- This is the spicy story of our hero and how they found the creepy Blue Meth. Clyde winked at White when no one else was looking. "Later" he mouthed at him silently so no one could hear. --- "Welcome ladies and gentleman to the world championship chemistrying contest!" Marie Schrader's voice boomed across the large Arena. The chemistryadome was the largest in the world. Far bigger then the one in Sunnydale - this one was able to hold 3 trillion fans. Walt and Skyler had just arrived by bmx. "This is it!" "Yes!" "I never thought Id make it all the way to the final" "I always knew you could make it, Walt, your my champion!"" "Thanks Skyler, but I'll need more then your vote to win this. I'll need to give it my all to become the number 1 chemistry champion of America!" "..and it wont be enough" said a horrible voice from behind them. It was Todd! "I'll win this contest fair and square. Then everyone will bow down before me.....the one true champion of chemistry....and lord of evil!!" "No that will never come to pass! I'll stop you" said our Walt heroically. "ha" With that Todd twirled of into the Arena. "We must win now. We must!" The next day, Walt was day dreaming. ... Skyler snapped him out of it by bursting into his room.(They were naked.btw. But that's not important right now - A/N) "Walt! The contest starts soon! Your late! Clyde and Todd have already changed into their chemistrying kits! " "Oh, nooes I over slept! Thats not like me at all. " Walt got dressed on the way down stairs, and skidding into the Arena. The audience was already there and he got a big appose as he entered. "oh...you made it I seee. Had a nice night?" Todd sneered. At that moment Walter White realized he had been drugged! That explained the strange dreams last night. Todd must have drugged him while they were talking the other day. It was too late to do anything about it though. Hehad to hope there was no more surprises. The starter walked on at that moment, told them to get ready. Todd grinned at hero. Showing all their evil teeth "Blam!" The starter fired the starting howdah pistol and the contest had begun! Clyde took the early lead, but Walt quickly caught up with the chemistrying. Clyde was sweating like mad trying to stay in the contest. Todd was relaxed though - barely chemistrying at all! "Whats he upto? Its like he is not even trying" "And why does he care anyway? He always said chemistry was stupid " "I know, somethings not right" said Walt while pulling of a particularly difficult chemistry move. Just then disaster striked! There was a loud bang BANG! and Clyde collapsed. Walt chemistryed backwards for a bit. "Clyde! Are you ok?" "urg...sabotage..." Clyde collapsed. "Who did it? Who...?" Todd Alquist grinned. "WHO???" Just then the gong went. It was half-time. Back at the locker room, Skyler and Walter were talking. Clyde had been taken to the hospital. "How are you ever going to catch up?" said Skyler. Todd Alquist was leading when half time went. Walters time spent seeing to Clyde had cost him the lead. "Its not important" said Walt. "Whats important is I know why Todd wants to win the World Championship Chemistrying contest. Its the prize." "hu" said Skyler "I did some research and its really the Blue Meth! If he wins the contest they will give him it and there will be nothing we can do to stop him" "omg" "Also he was the one that sabotaged the poor Clyde!" "poor Clyde " "yes poor Clyde " "The contest doesn't matter any more, we must get that Blue Meth by winning the contest!' "But how? How are we going to win" "I have a plan" said Walt Just then the horn sounded. Half time was over, and the final part of the chemistrying contest had begun! --- Later, Walter and Clyde were alone again. "Its Later" said Clyde, pulling Walter White towards the bathroom. "But what about the others?" "I'll just tell them you are helping me shower. They wont suspect a thing" "True. They are all idiots" Then, suddenly, Clyde was naked. White wondered how He did that. He must have been nearly naked this whole time! The shower turned on... ..Walter was already. Clyde lathered up good and fine. The soap dripped off His body at a seductively slow pace. Walt could not contain the powerful urge of excitement that raced through His veins. The alluring look of his nudie comrade became too much for him to fathom and his erect penis launched a mighty wad of semen directly onto Walter White's eye. There Walter sat, His pink panties pulled quickly down at his ankles, on a toilet full of poop with His bodly fluids on full display, eyes bulging from His face. Clyde giggled as Walter White's dignity shriveled and died, but Walter White had always enjoyed that delightful snicker, even after He found out He was His own flesh and blood. "Well...wh-what do we do now?" Walter said, desperately trying to sound suave. "It. We do it." "it?" "yes. it" "we do it?" "yes" "oh" ...and with that Clyde jumped on White. What little remained of their clothes plopped of quickly. Some fell in the toilet. "um... lets g-get you outta my toil-dreams and into my bed." White stuttered, desperately trying to be slick, yet he knew it was hopeless to be suave on the shitter. Clyde hopped gleefully out of the shower, the soap continued pouring from His shapely body.Walter White stood up from the toilet, His naughty bits proudly waving about and His pants still down around His ankles. He hurried to chase His shapely body down. He fell in the door way, tripping over His pants. He pulled His face up from the floor and gazed at Clyde, DANCING ON THE KITCHEN TABLE The night wreaked of eroticisms...and White could see that it was going to be a all you can eat porkfest. And it was! Clyde was soon ridding Walt like a pogo stick. "Poke me! DEEPER! DEEPER! GODDAMNIT!" "Oh God I'm going to hell!" Walter White screamed. Walt still had his Hawaiian shirt on and Clyde was dripping soapy water all over the bed. His perky penis swung around, like a happy child on a moon bounce. UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT!, Walter White liked it. It was a big, beautiful thing that ached to be sucked on. Walt especially liked that from this angle He could not see the awkward birth mark on His ass cheek. Which was a relief. White wanted to be hard and strong where it counts for the person He had always thought of as His uncle. "Oh Walt!" He breathed heavily, deep and cavernous "is what we're doing wrong!?!?" "OH GOD YES!!" He yelled back at His naked uncle. "GOOD! YES! YES! YES! YES MOTHER!!!" Clyde screamed. When it was over they cleaned themselves, the room and the nearby hanger down. It took awhile - fortunately they finished before any of their friends got back. So their little secret was safe...for now. --- Todd Alquist was well in the lead by the time they got out. Skyler White had taken Clydes place in the contest, as is traditional. Walt started chemistry-ing. Chemistry-ing harder then anyone had ever chemistryed before. But it wasn't enough. Todd was in the lead now, showing off by doing it one handed. "How are we ever going to catch up" said Skyler "We only have one choice...we have to team up and do the chemistry together!" Walter went right next to Skyler and they started chemistrying together. "What you doing?!?" screamed Todd. "That cant be in the rules!" "Actually....there's nothing in the rules that says it CANT be done" said Skyler White while flicking over the official chemistry rule book (she was the contests judge btw - A/N) "YES! Go Walter White! Go Skyler! " said Saul who was also in the crowd with a banner that said they were the best. Inspired by this Walt and Mrs White went ever faster and faster. Many people in the crowd fainted because they chemistryed so hard. "Nooooo! I cant lose!!" screamed Todd as he lost. White and Skyler White finished chemistrying together using teamwork . "We won!!" exclaimed Skyler as they went though the tape. The crowd went wild! Lots of corsets were chucked at Walter White! ...and lots of BOOBS! were released from their prisons! "You have won!" said Marie. She then carefully handed them the prize. "No...it was supprosed to be for me!" said Todd Alquist! "The Blue Meth is safe now." said Walt as he put on the gold prize. With that they collected the prize money and went home. Todd Alquist sulked off. Clyde got better but never competed in professional chemistrying again. -The End