What the heck did you just say about me, you little American? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kazakhstan School of Cultural Learnings, and I've been involved in numerous secret missions on behalf of my glorious nation, and I have over 300 confirmed gypsy captures. I am trained in horse-mounted warfare and I'm the top reporter in the entire Kazakhstan media. You are nothing to me but just another Western imposter. I will wipe you out with accuracy the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that nonsense to me over the Internet? Think again, American scum. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, capitalist pig. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're finished, American. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Kazakhstan National Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little western dog. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your foolish tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you big American idiot. I will unleash fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're finished, American. Kazakhstan is #1!