Masyunya the Maid - Maidcore EN translated lyrics

Verse 1
In a world full of assholes, I search for my life's meaning
Who can answer: why the hell was I even born?
Bullied at school, beaten at home, a lonely path of suffering
On the fridge shelf: "Yaguar" and fuck all 
But there's one last chance in this pointless life
To record some muddy farts on guitar and add reverb!
I'll escape into the world of Maidcore, where they vibe and drink
Where my hidden talent will bloom like a brown flower 
Bridge
From a list of default names
I'll pick just one (just one)
Start up FruityLoops
And the song sings itself!
And it seems being a maid is awesome
To run your blog and write music
But the truth about maids, without bullshit
I was yet to discover 
Chorus
Looking at the city from the window
I sigh heavily
And go scrub the toilet bowl clean from shit
The cold moon shines
It's a pity for the days gone by
But I scrub harder
As she commands me
„My Maid!“
Verse 2
In a world full of hypocrites, false truths, and turds
There's no place for honest people, everyone just wants to screw us
And now in the deep of night, Maid gave me the rags
And haughtily ordered me to clean piss and shit 
All dreams and all smiles vanished in bottomless crap
Only anime and Genshin save me from the sadness
I won't clean the poop! I won't clean the poop!
I won't clean the poop! I won't clean! 
Bridge
Being a maid of Nijiura
In reality isn't that easy (not easy)
How was I such a naive fool?
Seemed like being a maid was awesome
Watching anime, listening to J-Rock...
But they gave me a bucket, a rag, and a brush
And I go clean the shitter 
Chorus
Looking at the city from the window
I sigh heavily
And go scrub the toilet bowl clean from shit
I know who's to blame
Some Japanese bastard
On nights like these, he invented anime
My white hands now up to the elbows
In someone else's shiiit!
Bridge
If the sea was made of "Yaguar"
I'd be a cool dude
I'd swim in this blue sea
Thinking about maidcore
Chorus
Looking at the city from the window
I sigh heavily
And with me, the moon
On the starry sky, is sad
Time to end this track already
All anime is shit!