Here's a list of 100 funny, sus, edgy, and cyclist-related questions designed to revive chat in "bstchld's cartel" Discord server: General Sus & Funny Questions 1. If the cartel gets raided, who’s snitching first? 2. What’s the most Ohio-core thing you’ve witnessed? 3. You get kidnapped, but they offer you a ninja low taper fade before they let you go. You accepting? 4. If your FBI agent could text you once, what would he say? 5. What’s stopping you from becoming the biggest goonlord of 2025? 6. You just found 10,000 kilos of pure Peruvian. What’s your next move? 7. How much rizz is too much rizz before it becomes harassment? 8. If you had to rename cocaine, what would you call it? 9. Be honest, do you have more loyalty to the cartel or your mom? 10. What's the most heinous thing you’d do for a lifetime supply of Cinnabon? Cartel & Drug Talk (Satire, of course) 11. If you had to smuggle something in your body, where’s it going? 12. What’s your cartel name? 13. If the DEA came knocking right now, what’s your escape plan? 14. Would you rather do 20 years in prison or one shipment for the cartel? 15. You got 10 seconds to disappear before the feds bust in. What are you grabbing? 16. What’s the most efficient way to transport nose candy undetected? Asking for research purposes. 17. If your homie gets locked up, how many days before you forget about him? 18. Which one of y’all is most likely to fumble a cartel deal? 19. If we had a cartel Olympics, what events are we including? 20. You gotta stash 50 kilos in your room before the feds come. Where you putting it? Cyclist Hate Section 21. If you could ban cyclists from one country, which one would it be? 22. You’re at a red light, a cyclist pulls up next to you. What’s your next move? 23. Cyclists are the reason for 90% of road rage. Change my mind. 24. How much prison time is fair for cycling in the middle of the road? 25. If the world was ending, but the only way to stop it was to join a cycling club, would you let humanity die? 26. Why do cyclists act like they own the road but fold when a truck honks? 27. You’re in the cartel, but your best friend gets exposed as a cyclist. What’s your next move? 28. What’s the most disrespectful thing a cyclist has ever done to you? 29. If cyclists had a national holiday, what would it be called? 30. What’s worse: getting cheated on or getting stuck behind a cyclist? Sus & Out-of-Pocket Questions 31. If you had to pick one person in this server to hide a body with, who would it be? 32. What’s the fastest way to become an op? 33. You wake up in 1984. What’s your first move? 34. What’s the most sus thing you’ve ever searched at 3 AM? 35. If you had to sacrifice one person to summon the Eye of Rah, who’s getting picked? 36. Would you rather have 10 million dollars or be able to summon Andrew Tate whenever you want? 37. If the cartel had a loyalty test, what would it be? 38. What’s the most down-bad thing you’ve ever done for money? 39. If you had to get a tattoo of a meme, what are you picking? 40. Who in this server is most likely to be a fed? Edgy & Dark Humor (Be careful with these) 41. What’s the best excuse for an ankle monitor? 42. If your life was a GTA mission, what would it be called? 43. You get one crime to commit without consequences. What are you picking? 44. If you could disappear and start a new life, where would you go? 45. What’s the most reckless thing you’d do for a tax-free 10 million? 46. Would you rather take a loan from the bank or the cartel? 47. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve seen someone get arrested for? 48. How do you properly ghost someone if you owe them money? 49. What’s the worst thing you could yell in an airport? 50. Would you rather fight a bear or do a drug deal with a mic’d up rookie? Random Brainrot & Meme Questions 51. You have 10 seconds to say something to make everyone uncomfortable. Go. 52. What’s the most Ohio meal you can think of? 53. Would you rather have a lifetime supply of cheese or infinite rizz? 54. If you were a drug, what would your street name be? 55. You can have one superpower, but it has to be completely useless. What’s your pick? 56. Would you rather fight 100 skibidi toilets or one Sigma Ohio NPC? 57. What’s the most MASSIVE L you’ve taken recently? 58. You wake up as Diddy. What’s your next move? 59. What’s the worst place to have an intrusive thought? 60. Would you rather never goon again or lose your left hand? More Cyclist Disrespect (Because Why Not?) 61. If cyclists had a final boss, what would it be? 62. What’s the worst crime a cyclist has ever committed? 63. Why do cyclists act like the sidewalk doesn’t exist? 64. How would you punish cyclists in a dystopian society? 65. You see a cyclist fall. Are you helping or laughing? 66. How many cyclists do you think have secret beef with the cartel? 67. Would you rather be a cyclist or have a bald fade for life? 68. Why do cyclists act like they have main character energy? 69. Would you rather be in jail for a year or cycle to work every day? 70. If a cyclist breaks traffic laws, should they face the same punishment as cars? Final Round of Unhinged Questions 71. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever seen someone do at Walmart? 72. If the cartel made a video game, what would it be called? 73. What’s the dumbest way to flex money? 74. You wake up in 2026. What’s the first meme you expect to see? 75. Who’s the most likely person in this server to start a pyramid scheme? 76. Would you rather fight a cop or a crackhead? 77. What’s the most cursed phrase you could hear during a drug deal? 78. What’s the first thing you would do if you woke up in an alternate timeline? 79. What’s your Roman Empire? 80. If your homie was on the FBI’s most wanted list, would you hide him or snitch for the reward? Let me know if you want even more!