the sewers are gone
the sewers are gone
the sewers are gone
the sewers are gone

had a long day at taco bell
got some stuffed nachos i was doing well
then i desperately had to take a shit
felt like my ass was gonna split
never knew how good i ever had it
before my insides felt like granite
it's been 30 days since i had a shit
take me back

the sewers are gone
the sewers are gone
the sewers are gone
the sewers are gone

my taco bell shit was a bio-weapon
everyone was terrified then the cops stepped in
the toilet that i used was more deadly than chernobyl
it caused diseases everywhere and it went global
i was charged with mass fucking homocide
went to jail for 40 years it was justified
tried to go to the toilet after getting free
but then i realized

the sewers are gone
the sewers are gone
the sewers are gone
the sewers are gone

the sewers are gone
the sewers are gone