"Escape Pod This Way" (pointing to a closet)
"Caution: Invisible Wall Ahead"
"Free Hugs" (with a clown drawing)
"Lost and Found: Nothing"
"DANGER: Non-Slippery Banana Peel Ahead"
"Secret Meeting Room: Follow the Arrows" (leading to a broom closet)
"Toilets of the Future Downstairs" (pointing to a maintenance tunnel)
"Shortcut to Space!" (pointing to an airlock)
"This Way to the Non-Existent Buffet"
"Confidential: Crew Quarters Access - Do Not Enter" (leading to the bar)
"Coffee Machine Upgrade: Now Dispenses Confetti" (near a regular coffee machine)
"Super Speed Boost Ahead" (pointing to a regular hallway)
"Laser Tag Arena - Wear Safety Gear" (near a maintenance area)
"Secret Disco Party - RSVP Required" (leading to an empty room)
"Zombie Outbreak Zone" (pointing to the medbay)
"Beware of the Invisible Pigeons" (outside a window)
"Please Pet the Invisible Cat" (near a vending machine)
"Mind the Shark Tank" (pointing to a normal room)
"Teleporter to Clown Planet" (near the teleporter)
"Gravity Inverter Room - Walk Upside Down for Fun!" (pointing to a random hallway)



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"Caution: Highly Important %RANK at Work – Or So They Say!"

"Enter If You Dare: %PERSON's Top-Secret %RANK Operations"

"Office of %PERSON: Where Space Station Magic Happens... We Think"

"Beware: Genius at Work (We Think) – %RANK: %PERSON"

"This Way to %RANK %PERSON's Mysterious Space Adventures!"

"Knock Twice for %RANK Expertise, Thrice for Cluelessness"

"Welcome to %PERSON's Office: The Space Oddity Zone"

"You're Entering %PERSON's Realm of %RANK Wizardry... Maybe"

"Office of %PERSON: Where Cosmic Mysteries and Coffee Coexist"

"Attention: Enter Only if You're Ready for %RANK Shenanigans!"





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Captain:

"Captain %PERSON: Where the Space Magic Happens... or Not"
"Office of Captain %PERSON: Keeping the Space Chaos in Check"
"Welcome Aboard Captain %PERSON's Command Center"
Chief Engineer:

"Chief Engineer %PERSON: Master of Mechanical Mayhem"
"Enter at Your Own Risk: Chief Engineer %PERSON's Workshop"
"Office of Chief Engineer %PERSON: Where Wrenches Rule"
Chief Medical Officer:

"Chief Medical Officer %PERSON: Healing, One Space Bruise at a Time"
"The Health Hub: Office of CMO %PERSON"
"Enter for a Checkup, Leave with a Smile – CMO %PERSON"
Research Director:

"Research Director %PERSON: In Pursuit of Cosmic Curiosities"
"Office of Research Director %PERSON: Where Science Gets Weird"
"The Lab of Wonders: RD %PERSON's Research Realm"
Quartermaster:

"Quartermaster %PERSON: Supplying Space, One Crate at a Time"
"Office of Quartermaster %PERSON: Where Space Station Stuff Lives"
"Welcome to QM %PERSON's Treasure Trove"
Head of Security:

"Head of Security %PERSON: Protecting Space from Clowns and More"
"Office of HoS %PERSON: Keeping Space Station Shiny and Safe"
"Enter with Caution: HoS %PERSON's Territory"
Head of Personnel:

"Head of Personnel %PERSON: Making Sure We're All Here... We Think"
"Office of Hop %PERSON: Where Space Station Bureaucracy Thrives"
"Your ID Card Central: HOP %PERSON's Office"