Thank you! What if it turns out that O'Brien has a secret hobby in the Holodeck where he likes to practice stand-up comedy and he is practicing a new routine that describes the events above humorously. O'Brien's style is heavily based on the popular stand-up comedian, Chris Rock, including his focus on racial humor. If you could please Chris Rock up O'Brien's comedy performance as much as possible so that it is easy to tell that O'Brien has watched hours and hours of Chris Rock stand-up in the Enterprise computer archives, that would be great. Don't forget that O'Brien has a Irish accent and his performance should reflect that. Also, midway through his performance, Geordi should walk in to do his regular holodeck maintenance and start to get offended at the performance and heckle O'Brien. Thank you! O'Brien: [On the Holodeck stage, channeling Chris Rock, with an Irish accent] So let me tell you, folks, I had the most unbelievable day on the job the other day. You won't believe what Captain Picard asked me to do! [The crowd laughs in anticipation] O'Brien: Now, we all know Captain Picard, right? Earl Grey tea drinkin', Shakespeare lovin', always sayin' "Make it so!" Well, let me tell you, he had a different kind of request this time! [The audience chuckles] O'Brien: So he comes into my transporter room, lookin' all uncomfortable, and he says, "Chief, I need your help." Turns out, all that tea he's been drinkin' has backed him up worse than a traffic jam on the streets of Dublin! [The crowd roars with laughter] O'Brien: I mean, can you imagine? Captain "Engage" Picard, askin' me to beam his... well, you know... into space! That's one giant leap for mankind, am I right? [The audience continues to laugh] [Geordi enters the Holodeck, holding a PADD and looking annoyed] Geordi: [Heckling] Hey, O'Brien! Is this really appropriate? We're talking about the Captain here! O'Brien: [Quick-wittedly] Ah, Geordi, my friend! I didn't see you there! But don't worry, I've got jokes about everyone on the Enterprise. You know how it is, all in good fun! [The crowd laughs, and Geordi reluctantly smirks] O'Brien: I mean, come on, Geordi! You're the one who keeps this ship together, always fixin' the engines and savin' the day. But can we talk about your dating life? It's like the warp core, always threatenin' to breach, but never quite getting there! [The crowd laughs, and Geordi grins, shaking his head] O'Brien: But seriously, folks, we're all just one big family on this ship. Captain Picard, Geordi, me – we're all just tryin' to make it through the final frontier, one day at a time. And hey, sometimes that means we have to deal with each other's... well, you know what I mean! [The audience applauds and laughs, as Geordi chuckles and shakes his head, continuing with his maintenance]